What if RFK Jr. Is A Serial Killer?
Sadistic Animal Abuse and Deadly Vaccine Policies Raise Questions
It’s time we consider what was once unthinkable: That RFK Jr. may be malevolent rather than simply misguided. Perhaps, he knows exactly what he’s doing and gets a kick out of killing people while cloaking his handiwork in the ironically named campaign, Make America Healthy Again (MAHA).
In January, Caroline Kennedy desperately cautioned the nation against confirming her cousin, Robert F. Kenney Jr., as director of Health and Human Services (HHS). She explicitly warned that he was a "predator" and "unqualified".
Tragically, in February the Senate voted 52-48 to confirm “R.F. Quack” Jr. The sole Republican joining Democrats to vote against Kennedy was Sen. Mitch McConnell, who is a polio survivor.
"In my lifetime, I've watched vaccines save millions of lives from devastating diseases across America and around the world," McConnell said. "I will not condone the re-litigation of proven cures, and neither will millions of Americans who credit their survival and quality of life to scientific miracles."
Caroline Kennedy and Mitch McConnell’s worst fears have come to pass. Seven months into Kennedy’s tenure at HHS, he has transformed the agency into a grotesque center of bizarre conspiracies and unscientific vaccine re-litigation.
This week, Kennedy fired Susan Monarez, the new director of the Centers for Disease Control who was sworn in just a month ago. She is refusing to leave, claiming that the Trump administration’s dubious dismissal is “legally deficient”. In truth, they want her gone because Monarez refuses to go along with Kennedy’s dangerous, half-baked efforts to undermine vaccines.
Dr. Monarez’s lawyers, Mark Zaid and Abbe Lowell, released a blistering statement, claiming the politically motivated firing was a harbinger of larger issues.
“It is about the systematic dismantling of public health institutions, the silencing of experts, and the dangerous politicization of science,” they wrote. “The attack on Dr. Monarez is a warning to every American: Our evidence-based systems are being undermined from within.”
Unfortunately, Kennedy’s dangerous choices are often excused, even by critics, as misguided or based on ignorance. Such leniency, however, lets him off the hook. Kennedy is no dummy and few dispute that his brainworm had a lot of gray matter in which to dine. He graduated from Harvard University in 1976, before finishing Law School at University of Virginia in 1982. He matriculated at Pace for graduate school, earning an advanced degree in 1987.
So, please spare me the portrayal of Kennedy as a bumbling buffoon. It’s time we consider what was once unthinkable: That RFK Jr. may be malevolent rather than simply misguided. Perhaps, he knows exactly what he’s doing and gets a kick out of killing people while cloaking his handiwork in the ironically named campaign, Make America Healthy Again (MAHA).
I’ve been writing about politics for three decades and have never before suggested that a politician might deliberately be trying to hurt Americans. So, I take great caution, and no pleasure, in suggesting that RFK Jr. might be profoundly sadistic.
The most obvious example is RFK Jr.’s disturbing relationship with animals. There’s a well-established link in criminology and psychology between early acts of animal cruelty and later violent crimes against humans, often referred to as part of the “Macdonald triad” (animal cruelty, fire setting, and persistent bedwetting).
In her warning to the nation, Caroline Kennedy claimed that when her cousin was younger he, “enjoyed showing off how he put baby chickens and mice in a blender to feed to his hawks.” She added, “It was often a perverse scene of despair and violence.”
Mutilating live animals in a blender and deriving ecstasy from it is profoundly sick behavior. A normal person would recoil at torturing helpless creatures and watching them suffer. But it seems that such cruel conduct was frequent enough for Kennedy to once own a 21 cubic foot refrigerator to store “roadkill”.
Do you know who else shared RFK Jr.’s hobby? Some of the worst serial killers in history:
Jeffrey Dahmer: As a child, he collected animal carcasses, dissected them, and displayed the bones. He once impaled a dog’s head on a stick behind his house.
Ted Bundy: Neighbors recalled him tormenting animals.
Albert DeSalvo (Boston Strangler): As a boy, trapped and killed cats and dogs.
David Berkowitz (Son of Sam): Admitted to poisoning his mother’s parakeet and setting fires; known for cruelty to dogs in youth.
Dennis Rader (BTK): Strangled cats and dogs as a child, later describing these acts as an early source of pleasure and control.
Edmund Kemper: Decapitated his cat at age 13 and later killed his stepmother’s pet.
Carroll Cole: Drowned a litter of puppies as a young boy — later cited it as his first killing memory.
Richard Ramirez (Night Stalker): Tortured animals with his cousin as part of his early exposure to violence.
People magazine listed several episodes of RFK Jr.’s beast butchery. Bobby's 36-year-old daughter, Kick Kennedy, recalled that her father once beheaded a whale:
Bobby, who has a passion for studying animal skulls and bones, rushed over to the beach with a chainsaw, and Kick said that when he arrived, he cut the whale's head off and used a bungee cord to tie it to the top of their minivan. He then drove the family five hours to Mount Kisco, N.Y., with the whale fastened on the roof.
All of which made a lasting impression on Kick, who was 6 at the time. "Every time we accelerated on the highway, whale juice would pour into the windows of the car, and it was the rankest thing on the planet," she recalled in the interview. "We all had plastic bags over our heads with mouth holes cut out, and people on the highway were giving us the finger, but that was just normal day-to-day stuff for us."
There is also the notorious incident where RFK Jr. dumped a dead bear in New York’s Central Park and staged it to look like a bike accident to avoid suspicion. Haven’t we all done that after a big night out in Hell’s Kitchen?
RFK Jr.’s sociopathic behavior extends to humans. Caroline recalled that her cousin, a former heroin abuser, "encouraged" siblings and cousins "down the path of substance abuse."
These past episodes bring us to Kennedy’s current anti-vaccination crusade. If he were merely sincere, but imprudent, he would practice what he preached. But during his Senate confirmation hearing on Jan. 29, he said, "All of my kids are vaccinated" and acknowledged that vaccines play a "critical role" in health care.
The evidence strongly suggests that RFK Jr. knows the truth about vaccines and understands that millions of people are alive today because of them. Yet, he has long used his platform to seed doubt, including routine vaccinations for children.
In 2019, Kennedy’s death machine fully flowered in Samoa. That year, two Samoan infants died after nurses accidentally administered a vaccine improperly. The deaths were caused by human error. Yet Kennedy unethically capitalized on the tragedy by claiming it was the vaccine itself that caused the deaths.
Kennedy’s nonprofit, Children’s Health Defense, disseminated posts that terrified Samoans about the efficacy of vaccines. Kennedy even flew to Samoa in June 2019 with fellow antivax activists, doing media interviews and meeting with the Prime Minister.
Thanks to this reckless campaign, locals received the false message that vaccines were harmful. This led to decreased vaccination rates, and the result was catastrophic: Without vaccination, measles exploded in Samoa, infecting thousands and killing 83 people (mostly children).
Vaccine researcher Dr. Paul Offit told PBS, “Robert F. Kennedy Jr. had everything to do with that. And that shows you how disinformation can kill.” Kennedy deflected responsibility for his role in this nightmare and never apologized for his deadly actions.
Aside from vaccine denialism, RFK Jr. jeopardized lives by fashioning himself as a superspreader of misinformation during COVID. He once falsely claimed that the pandemic was “ethnically targeted” to spare Chinese and Jewish people. Another time he declared that vaccine mandates were worse than what Anne Frank endured during the Holocaust. Kerry Kennedy, his sister, called that statement “sickening and destructive.”
Looking back, it’s almost as if Kennedy did everything in his power to deliberately spread lies that could lead to the infection of as many people as possible. This is the guy that Donald Trump handpicked for HHS, giving him the awesome power to make life and death decisions for millions of Americans.
Since taking the helm at HHS, Kennedy has feverishly worked to undermine vaccines and create the conditions for mass death if a pandemic were to arise. This is particularly alarming as scientists watch the potential for the evolution and spread of bird flu.
Sufficiently alarmed, H.H.S. employees issued an open letter beseeching Kennedy, who has repeatedly cast doubt on Covid shots and other vaccines, to halt the spread of “inaccurate information.”
In just 6 months, Kennedy has moved rapidly to make sure we are maximally exposed to pathogens:
Kennedy fired the entire 17-member CDC Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices – the panel of scientists that advises U.S. vaccine policy – and replaced some of them with loyal anti-vaccine quacks.
Previously, health officials urged all Americans (6 months and up) to get annual COVID boosters, but Kennedy’s team reversed it. Doctors filed a lawsuit accusing Kennedy of “systematically [attempting] to mislead the public.”
HHS canceled 22 federal contracts (worth $500 million) for developing new mRNA vaccines, which are considered by scientists to be the best option for protecting Americans in a pandemic. “We’re weakening our frontline defense against fast‑moving pathogens — a huge strategic failure that will be measured in lives lost during times of crisis,” said Rick Bright, a flu expert. Epidemiologist Michael Osterholm added, “I don’t think I’ve seen a more dangerous decision in public health in my 50 years in the business.” (mRNA research also shows signs of effectiveness against cancer)
In Texas, Kennedy’s archaic vaccine policies, and rampant misinformation, led to the worst U.S. measles outbreak in in decades. Kennedy refused to strongly endorse MMR vaccinations (Measles, Mumps, and Rubella) to curb the spread. His failed response included anti-vax talking points, which led to more than 750 total cases statewide, including the deaths of two school-aged children, and 97 hospitalizations.
What if Kennedy’s real goal is to become one of the most prolific killers in world history? While we don’t know for sure what the true motivation is for his insane policies, if one was predisposed to legally kill hordes of people, in broad daylight, this would be a uniquely efficient way to do it.
Based on Kennedy’s creepy history and the totality of his incoherent and deadly actions at HHS, we can no longer take for granted that RFK Jr. is operating in good faith. Sure, it’s entirely possible his actions stem from idiocy alone. But maybe—just maybe-- we are all unwitting mice and birds, trapped in his bloodthirsty blender, helplessly waiting for the madman to push puree? As weird as this hypothesis sounds, it is no less crazy than the homicidal policies Kennedy has instituted at HHS.




Jesus. I shouldn't have read this over lunch. The crazy thing is that your questions aren't crazy. I hope you don't get sued though